• Ayinde posted an update 2 weeks, 6 days ago

    *Do Me I Do You*

    A certain banker in Lagos went to a Yoruba restaurant to eat and the following conversation ensued between the banker and the waiter.

    What do you have?

    Amala, Gbegiri, Ofada Rice, Efo Riro, Akara, Iyan, Ewa Agayin, Moi-Moi, Eba, Ikokore – Ijebu Ode, Obe Ata…

    Okay… bring a plate of Ewedu and Amala, and package 2 packs of Ofada Rice with Obe Ata in takeaway packs..

    Sorry Sir, our food have been sold out. There is nothing left.

    Why then the hell did you recite such a long menu?

    Sir, When I go to your ATM; after asking for PIN, account type, amount required, print receipt (yes or no), etc., your ATM finally says ‘Temporally Unable To Dispense Cash.’

    Now you know how we feel when that happens.

    Stay at home stay safe
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