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  • Ayinde posted an update 5 months ago

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM

    I would have given him 100%!
    Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
    The teacher had no sense of humour.

    Q1
    In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle.🤓

    Q2
    Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page.😂

    Q3
    River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid😛

    Q4
    What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage🙃

    Q5
    What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams🤑

    Q6
    What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner😎

    Q7
    What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half😂

    Q8
    If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet🙊

    Q9
    How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.🙈

    Q10
    How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.🙄

    Q11
    If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands😜

    Q12
    If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.😂

    Q13
    How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.😳

    Spread some laughter,
    share the cheer.
    Let’s be happy,
    while we’re here!

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