A local pastor in Zambia, has left many shocked as he allegedly instructed his church members to take off their clothes, touch themselves and to reach ‘climax’.
Zambian pastor who allegedly instructs mem […]0
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I p…[Read more]1+
Daodejing by Lao Zi, verses 1 – 10 from the Tao Teh King translated by Charles Johnston.
The way that can be told is not the eternal way.
The word that can be spoken is not the eternal W…[Read more]0
“BE CONSIDERATE” at the page of The UN Volunteers. https://my.w.tt/vdQOkQVHt3
Praise be to Allah Almighty
Being considerate of someone sleeping by not disturbing them is actually a charitable deed. The Messenger (Peace be upon him) used to walk in and greet those awake in such a voice that they…[Read more]0
*HOW TO INSPIRE MANNERS IN YOUR CHILDREN.*
1. When entering the house greet your children or even hug them. This should help develop their sense of love and self worth.
2. Be good to your neighbours and never backbite. Never speak ill of other drivers when on the road. Your children would listen, absorb and emulate.
3. When calling your…[Read more]0
Japan govt. has decided to dispose of all the ” *Microwave Ovens*” in the country before this year end.
Reason for this ban : University of Hiroshima’s scientists researched and found that “Radio Waves” from microwave ovens cause greater harm to health over the last 20 years, than the US Atomic Bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in…[Read more]0
REASONS WHY PEOPLE DEVIATE FROM THE CORRECT AQEEDAH (ISLAMIC BELIEF)
The Deviation from the Correct Aqeedah has many causes, which should be known.
1. Ignorance of the Correct Aqeedah because of […]0
📚On the authority of Shaddad ibn Aws, may Allah be pleased with him, the Prophet, (صلى الله عليه وسلم) said
*The chief of prayers for forgiveness* is:
اَللَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ رَبِّيْ لاَ إِلَـهَ إِلاَّ أَنْتَ، خَلَقْتَنِيْ وَأَنَا عَبْدُكَ، وَأَنَا عَلَى عَهْدِكَ وَوَعْدِكَ مَا اسْتَطَعْتُ، أَعُوْذُ بِكَ مِنْ شَرِّ مَا صَنَعْتُ،…[Read more]0
*STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY*
*When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.*😆😆😆🤣😂
_~By Lee Majors_
*After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.* 🤣😤😂
_~By Al Gore_
*By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you…[Read more]0
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%!
Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
The teacher had no sense of humour.
In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle.🤓
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page.😂
River Ravi flows in which…[Read more]0
DAILY ISLAMIC REMINDERS. Yaum Al-Khamis, 27th day of Muharram (Thursday 26th September, 2019).
*_HYPOCRISY AND IMPATIENCE CAN LEAD TO HELLFIRE _*. BismilLah.
Imam Abu Huraira reported: We witnessed the battle of Khaibar along with the Messenger of ALLAH, peace and blessings be upon him. He said concerning a man who claimed to be a Muslim, “He i…[Read more]0
Pls read n fwd it…*
A man was crying and someone asked him why he was crying. And he said I have only one son, I have done all my possible best to educate him so that he will be a great person and by Allah’s grace he has been able *to acquire all certificates*…[Read more]0
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